Adventure around every Turn

Why was the pie sour? probably cause it was tart. Yes, I am drunk right now, and if you guessed that after the first 5 words I wrote you win an unlimited season pass to this blog, so enjoy! No, the real reason I am writting this passage is due to the concern i have from the cartoons i'm watching right now. Por ejemplo(for example), there is some crazy cartoon right now with a bunch of kids running through the forest all dressed up in "tricked out gear" with no regard to their safety.
What about west nile? A broken leg? AIDS!!??? Yes you can get AIDS from random ass plants in the jungle...especially aloe vera, its the worst kind. Damn you Jergins. Anyways, these cartoons are off the hook out of control. There is some character there that just sits there and shakes his head back and forth as fast as he can all day. Kinda like he has an advanced version of ADD x2 plus super AIDS. Thats scary, Allah would be mad. I must say before I continue, that this is weird shit and Im wasted, so this will be rather evil writting and will corrupt your mind.
Like I was saying, the cartoons are destroying our childrens lives! Stallin is creating these satan like toons from his grave in order to remake Russia on earth. what the fuck, this makes no sense, next subject.

Damn, let the lessons be learned, writting drunk with an already fucked up mind makes for weird shit on the internet. So if you dont hate my existance yet, or are pondering it, give me a few more posts and I will atone for it. I sware! But you have to leave now because the Corona is starting to take over my mind....all I see is a field of.....time to end this before innocent people die....!