Key Link Arrested

Our staff here were suprised to find out early this morning that the world famous Ronald McDonald was arrested in a small park outside of the town of Nantuckett.
"Never in my life have I seen such insasnity and wretchedness from a childrens hero" commented chief of the Nantuckett Police department, Barry Paulson.
Apparently the famed idol was found wallowing in his own puke and screaming obsenities at local residents as they tried to help him.
"I so sick of his shit, this fucking crap happens more and more now and I just can't go on anymore. Ron is going to have to make a choice here, its either me or the bottle, but not both. It didn't use to be this way, fuck, what happend to him I will never be sure" cried an emotional Hamburgular.
What concerns the staff here at RATM is that now our story on "The Search for Grimace" will have to be put on hold as Ronald alone holds the final keys pieces to this age old mystery. Hopefully Ronald chooses a better life of playing with kids in McDonaldland unsupervised then wandering city streets at night causing chaos.