Rings and Whiskey
Recently I have returned from Cancun and it was the craziest thing to ever hit my mind. We (guys from work) had a full agenda from day 1. It started off by us building a mission from mudd and old tires then donating it to the people of Mexico, followed by spending the next few days cleaning up the streets of Cancun. Shortly after wrapping up that, we rallied the mexicanos together to over throw the Mexican government and rewrite the constitution to enable all people to make a income of at least $100,000 USD a year in salary and have hot ass maids at their beckining 24 hours a day for a long as the reside with Mexico. Thats what I would be saying if that really did happen... Damn you people stop reading this now. I beg you, you will only lose the good parts of your mind to the evil-stupid thoughts brewed from the firery depths of my mind. Leave now.
Well if your ability to leave is as good as my grammar then whatever, stay. Really though, If anything Mexico is in worse shape now than prior to our trip out there. I know this for a fact beacuse we trashed our rooms beyond all hope(never charged), drank way to much liquor(all inclusive), had way to much lobster(all inclusive), threw furniture into the ocean(im sorry Mexico dont hate me), burried trash on the beach(I know, you hate me now, but you were not there and don't understand, I was drunk and running from someone) and thats all I remember for now. It was fun though. I know we pissed alot of people off and ruined many couples honeymoons(however you spell it), but it was all for the perservation of man kind and to have stories here for you to read and despise my existince.
I will begin now with the posting of my stories in Cancun intergrated with the pictures that go along with. These are intended for family and friends alike, should you not fall under this cateogory please don't read or look at my pictures. You will get a virus and die.
Well if your ability to leave is as good as my grammar then whatever, stay. Really though, If anything Mexico is in worse shape now than prior to our trip out there. I know this for a fact beacuse we trashed our rooms beyond all hope(never charged), drank way to much liquor(all inclusive), had way to much lobster(all inclusive), threw furniture into the ocean(im sorry Mexico dont hate me), burried trash on the beach(I know, you hate me now, but you were not there and don't understand, I was drunk and running from someone) and thats all I remember for now. It was fun though. I know we pissed alot of people off and ruined many couples honeymoons(however you spell it), but it was all for the perservation of man kind and to have stories here for you to read and despise my existince.
I will begin now with the posting of my stories in Cancun intergrated with the pictures that go along with. These are intended for family and friends alike, should you not fall under this cateogory please don't read or look at my pictures. You will get a virus and die.
posted by Z at 5:32 PM
