A thousand words....

I will let the picture do most of the talking. Just imagine if that damn thing were real! I could get all loaded on the good ol' brandy and take her for a spin. My first conquest would be to scare all the soccer moms in their shameful conquest to rule modern society. This mech would put an end to door dings, evil driving and long lines at Wendy's.
So, say no to Soccer Moms In Mini Vans, and yes to building your own mechwarrior and taking the fight to the streets. If you have any dignity left, you will bring this fight straight to the seven seater and send those crazy-ass drivers a message. We can't stand by and let them cut us off anymore due to having so many kids and in a wicked ass hurry! But we can build colossal mechanical robots out of trash and other debris lying around the house and fight back. So send me your credit card number to my email address and I will send you the plans to build your own trash robot.
Whatever, sounds like fun and if your reading this you should do it. Serioulsly though, the long line thing at Wendy's because of minivans really gets to me. The fact that 5 mini vans can have more seats than the average classroom is very scary, vey sacry indeed. Its like if a bunch of mini vans some how did the Power ranger thing and morphed together, it would a kind of mega van that would essentially be its own mobile city. It would be powered by the vociferous cries of many children locked up because they are annoying and......enough, im bored with this topic.
By the way, if you have made it this far in my text there are two things you should know. The first is that you are very strange and honestly down right creepy because no one ever reads this crap. The second is that you should support a friends website at cheapskatestudios.com