Hacking the Matrix 101

"Hacking the Matrix isn't as hard as one would believe", stated Keanu Reeves(Neo) from the Matrix. "Really you just have to tell yourself what I told myself as I threw my ass off that building in the first movie....free your mind."

Interesting? Yes, well that's what we here at RATM thought as well. But it makes sense to free your mind and fall off a building, minus the whole falling part. This all sounds good and dandy, but can we as boring human beings not having uploaded fighting knowledge to our heads learn to hack the Matrix? The answer is yes, or at least from Trinity's point of view( Carrie Ann Moss).

"It all boils down to thinking outside of your mind, then from that state of mind thinking back into a normal state of mind then turn yourself inside out through a mental projection of your digital self and finally learning to bend an aluminum utensil with your mind hanging upside down" stammered Trinity as she fought 3 agents.

If you're just as non-confused as we're not, then let's take a look at another source for an answer to this question. Fortunately we were able to run across Morpheous waiting tables at a local pub,

"Shit man, I dan't na wha dis shat be all bout' man...fuck man. We here in da shit...fuck, wer be me weed, damn boy."

Little did you know that in the Matrix 4, The Matrix Reformulazationism, Morpheous is forced to battle the master machine sea-urchin thingy in an epic game of leap frog. As you can see, he wasn't the victor and was left in this sad and disgusting state of matrix uncoolness.

Maybe if we take a different look at this, things will seem a little easier to understand. For example, hobbits and midgets don't apparently exist in the Matrix. Which makes sense, why would the machines need Circuses and yard ornaments to furnish the digital world? But if these beings don't exist in the Matrix, yet for some reason they do here, then maybe this is the key we have been looking for.

So essentially if we can become one of these in the Matrix, this could count as a valid 'Hack', followed by massive digital exploiting.

Stay tuned for the continuation of this article next week, as we search for the best and most ethical way to hack the Matrix.