For the New year

After a painful, hard, and super fucking funny 2006, I have decided to post a few things to start you all off on a clean slate. Let me speak to you in a different tone, the tone of drunkness. feel the drunk..let me tell you the ways of the shaman...and the tree....the rum will lead you to the truth...and find that which you seek...read the following passage to understand your life better:

Figure out this puzzle

Vanilla Ice still kick ass
Ninja Turtles still kickass
UFC still kick ass