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It has been a little while since I posted here on this worthless virtual-pile of crap so I decied I would return to fill your minds with more of my insanity. Really there is nothing to discuss here. Infact, while are you still reading this? There are many more interesting Blogs out there, why pick this one you damn fools? It vexes me that I have readers, it puts a great mental concern on my mind which causes me to lose extreme amounts of sleep.
Anyways, I saw Episode 3 last week and wanted to talk a little bit about it. Now before you read this understand that I love the work of George Lucas, but sometimes we all need to poke a little fun at him.
Alright, so you remember the very last scene in Episode 3, the part when obi-wan kenobi gives baby Luke to his uncle Owen I think it is and his aunt? Ok, well after they get the baby, they share that epic-romantic love thing where people look into the sunset and imagine their future and the glorious times to be had. Okay so here comes the part where you begin to hate me. The funny thing is, in the very next episode, not more than 20 years later, Owen and his wife Peru get burned alive by storm troopers. Its just interesting if you watch episode 3 and 4 back to back. In our time, its only a matter of 30-45mins from the time they have their happy sunset thing to the time of thier demise in a human bar-b-que.
Whats even funnier is to think of all the great times Luke had growing up. Like the time he came home wasted off his ass after a long night at the local cantina. Or the time he got caught getting stoned with a bunch of sand people. Yea, thats some pretty messed up shit, but what the hell.
How about Darth Vader. Who the hell would want to get in and out of that suit to take a shower? Of course the most obvious question, how fucking easy is it to take a piss in that thing? Does he sleep in it, or pass out drunk in the corner with part of it off. You know being head of the Empire is a stressful job, I would wasted all the time if I were him. Just think of it, storm troopers escorting him back home, all drunk as hell, swinging at shit with his light-saber, running into crap and damaging his suit. Pretty sad display.
Or obi-wan-kenobi and yoda spending all that time in seclusion. What the hell did they do to keep themselves occupied all that time. Lucas might say they studied the jedi ways further, but I say there had to be somethin else going on. How board would you get just sitting there? I bet they used the force to make a collect call to eachother or somethin. Or conjured up women and alochol made out of the force to have some fun jedi-time.
There is a bunch of weird shit you can think of. I'll post it if I think of any more.
Anyways, I saw Episode 3 last week and wanted to talk a little bit about it. Now before you read this understand that I love the work of George Lucas, but sometimes we all need to poke a little fun at him.
Alright, so you remember the very last scene in Episode 3, the part when obi-wan kenobi gives baby Luke to his uncle Owen I think it is and his aunt? Ok, well after they get the baby, they share that epic-romantic love thing where people look into the sunset and imagine their future and the glorious times to be had. Okay so here comes the part where you begin to hate me. The funny thing is, in the very next episode, not more than 20 years later, Owen and his wife Peru get burned alive by storm troopers. Its just interesting if you watch episode 3 and 4 back to back. In our time, its only a matter of 30-45mins from the time they have their happy sunset thing to the time of thier demise in a human bar-b-que.
Whats even funnier is to think of all the great times Luke had growing up. Like the time he came home wasted off his ass after a long night at the local cantina. Or the time he got caught getting stoned with a bunch of sand people. Yea, thats some pretty messed up shit, but what the hell.
How about Darth Vader. Who the hell would want to get in and out of that suit to take a shower? Of course the most obvious question, how fucking easy is it to take a piss in that thing? Does he sleep in it, or pass out drunk in the corner with part of it off. You know being head of the Empire is a stressful job, I would wasted all the time if I were him. Just think of it, storm troopers escorting him back home, all drunk as hell, swinging at shit with his light-saber, running into crap and damaging his suit. Pretty sad display.
Or obi-wan-kenobi and yoda spending all that time in seclusion. What the hell did they do to keep themselves occupied all that time. Lucas might say they studied the jedi ways further, but I say there had to be somethin else going on. How board would you get just sitting there? I bet they used the force to make a collect call to eachother or somethin. Or conjured up women and alochol made out of the force to have some fun jedi-time.
There is a bunch of weird shit you can think of. I'll post it if I think of any more.
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