New Material, New Member.....What Else...?

So by demand of the readers of this blog, and in agreement with Dr. Sysknil, I have decided to establish the first of many interviews R.A.T.M. will have with celebrities. After further discussion with the good doctor, we both decided that we can't really be the guy who asks questions. The doc is afraid of celebrities and will wet his pants, forget his questions and go hang himself with fishing line out a 1 1/2 story building. As for me, I would make to much fun of the celebrities and piss them off, resulting in a hit squad being paid in gold bars and fur coats to hunt me down and seize control of this badass Blog. What options are we left with? Bring on a new team mate....Drake Salamander. We go way back, well...actually I found his ass on the streets. He was wrapped up in cardboard and burlap bags indside a Whirlpool washing machine box. Beacuse he lives right by the business, I told him that I will throw down Spam or something half eaten from the window of the massive building where this Blog is based out of if he joins us. I thought to myself, "How could any affluent and opulent celeb turn down the likes of a bum with so much adulation for life and cheeseburgers?" Anyways, he will be doing all the interviews and maybe a little more if he proves worthy and doesn't suffocate in his own cloud of bong smoke.

We are waiting to hear back from all the celebrities that we sent out the interview request thingys to, but when we do hear from one we will be sure to post as soon as possible.

Also, we have been getting alot of emails and uh.....hate mail..and...more hate mail. So we decided that we will soon be putting these on this blog for all of the majestic world to view. Stay tuned.