God damnit...WTF mate?
So apparently it takes alot longer for my trip to Sweden to come than I realized. It's about damn time that this shit hurry up and be here, for fuck sake there is only seven days standing between me and my untimely death. Actually, my certain death, which of course many will be celebrating and my rule over this dark corner of the internet will fail.
Well, on a better note, me and the Rat Pack got wasted at work today off Carlo Rassi wine. Yea, the gallon one that costs bout 9 bones. Essentially, you can't get a better deal any where else. It also lead on to myself being inspired to start my own winery. Here in colorado it isn't as easy to grow grapes of whatever the hell else people ferment with. We do have however, pine trees and land fills. Tell me you can't make a wicked brew out of ten minutes and the Denver landfill, serious, this will be hit. This is a tribute to all you great wine makers out there, and I just want to give back to history and the people with a delicious wine made from hours of hard work. If you are interested in this project please donate to my PayPal account, you will find the information in a early post of mine. In addition to your generous donation, every wine bottle sold in the U.S., will contribute to my pyramid construction project. Each purchase carries enough finances to add one block of solid egyptian stone to the massive pyramid being built right here in the prarie of Denver. My goal is to have this completed within 10 years and stand upon it like a mighty ruler and look down at the infintesimal beings inhabiting the earth below. This of course depends upon the amount of 'laborors' able to cut the stone, drag it across miles of prarie, up steep emabankments, line it up with the damn stars and place it atop my mighty creation.
Doing the math, I expect 1/3 of my work force to perish in the next ten years due to exhaustion and the fucking hazardous environment that naturally exists when constructing a pyramid. Other than that, everything seems to be in perfect order. I also spoke to Fox about making this a reality show, they wanted to call it "egyptian pride" or something like that, I proposed "who the fuck is dumb enough to think of this shit" at this point I was chased out... and this is why you shouldn't waste time here on this damn blog, its retarded. Go now, I have to report it to google so they can take it down...
Well, on a better note, me and the Rat Pack got wasted at work today off Carlo Rassi wine. Yea, the gallon one that costs bout 9 bones. Essentially, you can't get a better deal any where else. It also lead on to myself being inspired to start my own winery. Here in colorado it isn't as easy to grow grapes of whatever the hell else people ferment with. We do have however, pine trees and land fills. Tell me you can't make a wicked brew out of ten minutes and the Denver landfill, serious, this will be hit. This is a tribute to all you great wine makers out there, and I just want to give back to history and the people with a delicious wine made from hours of hard work. If you are interested in this project please donate to my PayPal account, you will find the information in a early post of mine. In addition to your generous donation, every wine bottle sold in the U.S., will contribute to my pyramid construction project. Each purchase carries enough finances to add one block of solid egyptian stone to the massive pyramid being built right here in the prarie of Denver. My goal is to have this completed within 10 years and stand upon it like a mighty ruler and look down at the infintesimal beings inhabiting the earth below. This of course depends upon the amount of 'laborors' able to cut the stone, drag it across miles of prarie, up steep emabankments, line it up with the damn stars and place it atop my mighty creation.
Doing the math, I expect 1/3 of my work force to perish in the next ten years due to exhaustion and the fucking hazardous environment that naturally exists when constructing a pyramid. Other than that, everything seems to be in perfect order. I also spoke to Fox about making this a reality show, they wanted to call it "egyptian pride" or something like that, I proposed "who the fuck is dumb enough to think of this shit" at this point I was chased out... and this is why you shouldn't waste time here on this damn blog, its retarded. Go now, I have to report it to google so they can take it down...
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