Burt Reynolds Update

We were not sure here at RATM if people remember a great man like Burt. That is why sought out his old ass for a few comments. Fortunately he was kind enough to lend us a few moments and the following statements:

"First off, advertising on other people's blogs is the most dis-honest and whoreish thing a being of this world can do" Claimed the famed actor as he drew away on his etch-a-sketch.

"Secondly, if you sack a woman, use the foil to test the oil. Literally. I remember many a lonely nights with my agent and a box of aluminum foil" Reynolds growled as he defiled his bar stool with a violent stream of urine and tossing the etch-a-sketch across the room.

We waited paitently for a third comment from Burt, but unfortunatley were unable to rouse him from a drunken slumber. Our reporters and half of the bar staff began to beat him and break bottles over his head with little result. Thankfully, Alan Greenspan stumbled out of a dark corner cursing while finishing a bottle of Absinthe and threatned reynolds with forcasts of a bad fiscal year.

If you are a reader of this blog for the first time and would like to feel like you benifeted from this article in even the slightest way, let me see if I can help you. First, etch-a-sketchs are worthless and should be destroyed at first sight. Secondly, understand how sorry we are for wasting your time and know that places and people like us can be forgotten.