Sith Lords amoung us?

Recently we got word of a man who claims he has sith powers. His name and location remain a mystery at this time, but this rare photo was captured by one of our reporters on a different assignement. Traditionally, we tend to overlook these obscure claims, but when a picture likes this is found we must take action. We have contacted this man:




And he had this to say in response,

"Fuck you pricks, you just cost me $100 million to listen to your nonsense. Now I have to go burn down 2-3 rainforests to make up for it......bitches."

A picture of the 1st of 3 rainforests Lucas personally burned downed himself with molotov cocktails dropped from space.