The Special Olympics

Kids playing Basketball! Little do they know that the losing team's bodies are put in a bio mass que for reprocessing into food for clones.A Special Olympic contestant wins the Gold! Or so it would seem. No more than 3 seconds after this shot he was pushed into the pool with 230 lbs. of weight tied to his feet.
Thomas J. Witner. Believed to be spying on U.S. Officials. Killed by a Tomahawk Cruise missle while wheeling home.A Special Olympic track meet? Nope. Athletes forced to compete in, 'Run from the bulldozer'. There were no survivors.Sailboat racing is a fantastic sport for the Special Olympics. When boats want to go faster they toss the Special Ed kid overboard. The game then becomes more difficult as hitting retards in the water will sink your ship.