You Know You Had a Good Time Last Night When...

-The girl you were with throws you into your desk and absolutely crushes your lamp and jumps on you

-The girl you were with pushes you into your towel rack in the bathroom, rendering it basically useless, bites you then climbs on you

-The girl you were with Bites you again and throws you on the ground

-The girl you were with rips the Shakespeare play out of your hand that you were reading her and replaces the words coming out of your mouth with her tongue.

....oh and yeah, you have most of it on film.


....and by Shakespere I mean a Calvin and Hobbes comic.