Poo-nug

Have you ever taken a shit where it will not go down the toilet? Have you ever seen a pink flying elepahant? If so...contact me immediately. Have you ever felt tickelish? Well say no! Have you ever fell asleep with your vibrator in you? If so, your the fuckin shit cause so have I! Have you ever traveled the world in one day? Liar! That is not possible.... so..... you suck.... yeah... Do you wish you had rainbow colored hair like I do? cause then I would be that much closer to looking like rainbow bright. yes! I'm that awesome! Have you ever had twenty shots of Jager and remembered your entire night? If so.... You are fuckin the shit man! Tonight I had a party. My goal is to not drink for one month. It has been three weeks and still no drinks. I decided to throw a party and see how well i would do without drinking. Everyone asked me why I was not drinking and instead of saying it is because I am trying to lose weight and I have a set goal not to drink for three more weeks, I chose to tell them all I was pregnant. My roomate and I made a sign and everything. We almost chose to make a baby fund, but I felt too guilty about stealing peoples money. Everyone at the party now thinks I am having a baby with my friend Zach. I am so awesome. Wooohoooo. Go me! And I like this girl Rachael...but shes passed out...and I am just typing random nonsense.... and I am too much of a pussy to take her out to dinner because I am that awesome. Have you ever smelled a cheese bush and gotten high? I have for sure. I am hungry. I wish i could eat some Taco Bell right now. A nice cheesy gordita crunch and chicken quesadilla would taste like sex in my mouth right now. mmmm yummy in my tummy. Please, someone feed my mouth now. It desires food! Feed it or it will kill you!

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If you are confused by the previouse passage...it is okay...because at least 16 people took part in its creation..so let it go. What?!?! Its not like you drank at a party before and said you invented the Internet! What is wrong with you people? I'm a people person! I deal with the customers so the engineers don't have to!

-Bob and Bob