Charles is in Charge...

If you thought you knew this dynamic duo than you thought wrong. We here at RATM have had a few words with these two famous old school actors and learned a lot. Here's what Scott Baio (Charles) had to say:

"Man, these bitches got nothin' on me, me and my crew are husslin' the left side like its da crypt side yo. Fo' sho, fo sho. I got da bitches ridin' my pole like its flag day, there aint' notin' left of em' when I done wit my shit yo"

If you are hatin' ( Being disrespectful in a most un-cordial manner) then don't front (show your toughness in the face of danger)...stated Scott Baio in a translation brought to you by Air Mexicana.

Where do these famous actors' root lay? Buddy has no importance here, and we only had to put his picture to fill some 'Extra Space' (sorry Willie Aames, you had it comming). (Shit, in the picture we had to crop some of that damn hair, kemo patients were lineing up).
Scott Baio however, has an interesting past.

"I saw this boy (como te llamos) runnin' cross that there river faster then I evr' seen a boy run , (yo taco) he just about walked across(chipotle) that water" claimed one random Mexican Border-resident.

Sources seem to prove that Scott Baio, apparently wasn't in charge however, he was more like Charles in cognito. Despite his ties to an Italian heritage, which in no way can be even remotely possible, frequent looting of the southern border of Texas by Baio's so called clan has been confirmed.

"Damn wanna-be actors stealing me sheep and beatin' off in my crops" cried Local super- close to the Mexican border resident Jonh Greer.

Behavior like this is unacceptable by RATM's standards. Luckily we were able to get Baio for a few words...

"You don't know me, I roll with seven Italian/Mexican/Hungarian/(enter slang term here) gangs. If you....thinfs...hah....whaht...grrrrrr.....

Unfortunately Scott Baio lost conscientiousness during the interview and we were unable to rouse him. Profuse beating and submerging his head in tequila had little success.