100th Post Celebration, Hating on Myspace

For our 100th post on RATM, we have prepared something a little different for our readers. Usually we post breaking news on topics such as law, politics, health, killer whale over-population and weather. Almost always, as in 91.36% of the time, we find the good things in stories and convey that to you all as readers. It makes you all feel good and in turn you all take that joy and spread that to others. There are times though, 7.64%, where we bash, thrash, make fun, punch hot-annoying girls, kick little kids, steal from dead bodies and yell at old people in our stories.

Today we found some information on a site that really dislikes Myspace. Why would we do this? Well, we hate Myspace. It's annoying, everyone has a Myspace and it causes cancer.

Encyclopedia of Stupid located at encyclopediaofstupid.com defines Myspace as "a type of social networking website that was created for preteens and teens who haven't found their testicles yet. Myspace allows children to create an entire web page dedicated to themselves and can decorate it accordingly. Many kids who think they're "hip" and "cool" use Myspace and spend hours looking at other people's Myspace."
We couldn't agree more.

Here is what else Encyclopdia of Stupid had to say:

"There really are only four types of people who use myspace. Goths, Guys looking for pussy, Girls looking for cock and popularity and losers."

To read more of what these guys have to say on thier hilarious site about this topic click the link below.

Why Myspace Servers and it's Creators should be locked in a Safe and dropped in the Ocean




Soon to come from RATM, Fathoming Emo. Stay tuned as well will put this into a 3 part series, as why try to understand why the fuck people dress emo, like emo and smell like emo.