Facts About Chuck Norris, Part 3

- When a tsunami happens, it'’s because Chuck Norris has been swimming laps in the ocean.

-Chuck Norris poops light sabers.

-Chuck Norris clips his toenails with a chain saw. But he holds it backwards.

-Chuck Norris likes his coffee like he likes his women: ground up, packed in a burlap sack, and thrown over the back of a donkey.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Chuck Norris threw it.

-Chuck Norris’s belly button is actually a power outlet.

-Camels have a hump because Chuck Norris needed a place to store his kills.

-Chuck Norris has a beautiful singing voice. Unfortunately, the sound of it would melt the average human brain.

-Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.

-On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.

-Chuck Norris graduated from school with a degree in Chuck Norris.

-Our founding fathers originally decreed a strict separation between Chuck Norris and state. Chuck Norris eliminated them.

-The only thing Chuck Norris fears is Chuck Norris.


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