Dinosaur Territory threatened

Dinosaurs located on the remote 'Isla Nublar' , also known to be the setting of the films Jurassic Park, have recently been threatened to be put out of existence.

Former Secretary of the State Madeline Albright has this to say about the tragedy:

"This is such a tragedy"

Aside from Mrs. Albright's witty comments to RATM reporters, there was very little care about this ancient species. Most of Congress completely ignored the situation and would not take a comment from us about this particular issue.

The history behind the dinosaur habitat actually started out as Alan Greenspan's second hobby, and after raising many of the dinosaurs himself, he released them into the wild on this island.
On several occasions children from Cuba and other near by countries would visit Greenspan's creation and never return. Many believed that the children simply perished on the island, others that they actually just made rafts and floated into the U.S. shores.

In order to get a better idea at what this island was all about, Alan Greenspan gave us the GPS coordinates to his island. We immediately plugged them into our very own satellite and got the photo below. We were surprised at the results. It appeared to us immediately that the purple dinosaurs were beginning to take control of the island.