No Doubt About It, Brady got Pwned

"I got pwned, no arguments at all, the Denver Broncos destroyed me and all and my man-pride" cried Brady during an interview with RATM reporter Drake Salamander earlier today.

"At times I felt as if I was the only one out there, almost as if it were me against an army of Broncos, continually raping me over and over without any kind of lube" confessed Brady.

The Denver Broncos win over the New England Patriots last Saturday night has put the Broncos in firm standing for the rest of the playoffs with a key home field advantage. They are considered to be a very large contender for the Super Bowl this year, pwning all teams that step into their way.

"My advice, don't mess with them. It felt like they (Broncos) grabbed our throats, ripped them out, beat us senseless with them, lit us on fire and then left us for dead" stated 245 lb. Offensive line backer Chad Brown from the shamed New England Patriots.

Dr. Z from sportsillustrated.com writes, "Blitzes were their undoing. Maybe that will be the new defensive textbook for playoff football. When you're playing a team that clinched early and rested people, blitz the hell out of them because they'll be rusty in their adjustments."

It's probably safe to say that the Patriots team will be dissolved for next year. That or they will be cursed by a necromancer and all things they touch will die and turn into ash. Either way, they got pwned and there is no way to redeem themselves, no way at all.