Why Ninjas Rawk

In this article I want to talk a little about ninjas and why they are so badass. I will go into a little history, then move to cover other intriguing topics as they enter my mind.
Although ninja were almost always Japanese, the roots of the ninja philosophy lie in China, where Sun Tzu wrote "The Art of War" in the 4th or 5th century, B.C. Howstuffworks.com writes " "The Art of War" is a guide for military commanders that is still considered essential reading for modern military officers, as well as businesspeople. One part of the text in particular caused changes in the philosophy of Japanese warriors that would eventually lead to the ideology of the ninja...It also recommends that generals find out as much as possible about their enemy by using spies and other practical methods."
Traditionally, the Japanese would line up in battle to fight each other one-on-one which was considered most honorable. Then, a man came along who changed everything. His vision was unbelievable and took many a long time comprehend. His name was Ninja. He fought wars in a different way, by the art of stealthism rather than being a retard and die in a stupid way. It was said that Ninja was forged from molten magma that came from deep within a random Japanese volcano.

Ninja slowly began to train others and aptly named them after himself. Soon all these ninjas began began secretly creeping around in woods, shrubs, big shrubs, peoples garages, offices and other bizarre places that existed in ancient Japan. Being completely bored out of their minds, they began killing people and it was kool.
That is the history of ninjas. If you disagree with me or want to add anything that I have written above, then you can go to hell. My information comes from very old Japanese scrolls made of little children and tigers. Here at RATM we may not always be right, but we are never wrong.
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